textpoops:

mobble:

my friend and i found some temple run fanfiction yesterday

How the fuck did he get so far without turning

(via forever90s)

whatsupmakelove:

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via taall)

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via corink)

antisociallysplendid:

wookiemistake:

ackles-mjolnir:

so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads

Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.

the fucking whistle one

(via baby-bonesmccoy)

shercocklocked:

IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’

(via taall)

(Source: mmue11er, via ngozi92)

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

(via jusaur)

(Source: dresslad, via riordam)

jaclcfrost:

a second ago

had you a second ago

what the fucking shit

(via inkfatuations)

jennathearcher:

motherofdinos:

“With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.
Your cup will never empty,
For I will be your wine.
With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.
With this ring,
I ask you to be mine.”

YES. 

HELL. FREAKING. YES.

(via inkfatuations)

iamhillevi:

woahitsluis:

Sit back and casually wait for a hoard of followers.

Wtf!! i have 60+ NEW Followers already!!!

i gained 50+ followers! WHOOP !

Woah It’s Luis:

I’m just reblogging this because of the gifs 

me too

(Source: devnirenberg, via inkfatuations)

immer-sieragaki:

ついぴくまとめ20

(via inubbaby)