londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

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themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

 [here]

THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

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hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

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teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

image

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itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via pizza)

"Guys, I swear I didn’t mean to escape prison, it was an accident."
- Level 2 Warrior  (via ibotheraskblogs)

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